erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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