I can't watch pbs sober anymore
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
home. puking in laundry basket.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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