Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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