I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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