I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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