There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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