Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im holly from the hills drunk
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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