Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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