Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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