Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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