I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Randomize
