I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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