school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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