He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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