do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize