if i can run in heels then i can drive
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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