I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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