elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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