I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My balls are so social today.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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