Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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