The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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