What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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