Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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