was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
