I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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