There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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