I want to make a zoo with you.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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