if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
