He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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