How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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