Little spoons don't ask big questions
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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