hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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