Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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