Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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