a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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