we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
