Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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