im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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