K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This girl is more easily done than said...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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