he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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