i just google imaged poop.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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