At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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