is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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