are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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