It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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