yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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