Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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