i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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