if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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