I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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