hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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