that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Are we still banned from the library?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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