i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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