I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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