i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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