ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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