girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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