yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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