On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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