it wasn't lemon gatorade
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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