Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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