they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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